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Tom Cruise is a Hollywood actor and a Scientologist.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise has tossed off the shackles of Hollywood oppression and is piloting his Scientology-fueled funny car straight towards you. The tires are smoking and he's screaming to the stands about Katie, psychiatry, sex, space aliens, and Brooke Shields. We invite you to grab some popcorn and watch for a few minutes before the crash... [1]

Try out the external links and judge for yourself. How sensible is Tom Cruise?

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